Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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