I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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