Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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