we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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