Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
honey bunches of taint.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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