mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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