that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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