The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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