i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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