Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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