Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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