bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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