GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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