I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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