I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
