Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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