And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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