Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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