I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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