Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
