My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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