I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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