and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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