Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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