Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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