No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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