It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think people are normalizing furries
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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