Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
