If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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