So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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