I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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