I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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