**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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