she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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