which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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