I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i came on her dog
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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