I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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