i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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