What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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