i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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