Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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