How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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