I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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