So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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