woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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