So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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