I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Its about making memories worth repressing
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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