Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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