my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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