why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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