Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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