ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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