at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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